My boys are conspiring against me!

My boys are screwing me. *

I am the proud owner of the following two "boys":

Zane • 1988 Camaro V8
&
Klaus • 2011 Golf 4cyl

Both of these boys have sticks shifts to be proud of BUT... switching between the two of them royally screws me up!

Zane has a HUGE shift pattern and Klaus is soooo tight. *sigh* This means I get to look like a amateur driver at least once a ride and misshift. And it totally kinks my day! Talk about being brought down a notch!

*Yeah sure, go sexual with it. I would. ;)